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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I don’t understand how people can watch painfully awkward moments on tv shows
I have to mute the tv and go into the other room and stuff my head in a pillow and whisper “la la la la” really loudly to myself and wait a while then peek up to make sure it’s over and if it’s not I make a really weird noise
how
OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
I do this ALL THE TIME.
YOU TOO?
IM NOT ALONE?!??!
Cries because awkwardness.
(Source: instrumentastrology)
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: lol nope
(Source: showslow)
This is a Tardis tent
This is the inside of the tardis tent
This is my reaction to the Tardis tent:
How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
it took me 329480982 years to realize that they’re all versions of the Cheshire Cat.
(Source: miss-nothing-or-miss-everything)
(Source: thegirldanielle)
I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
THIS SHOULDN’T BE FUNNY
THERE ARE TEARS
**GIVEAWAY**
Hey guys I’ve just hit 1000 followers so I thought it’d be appropriate to do a massive band merch giveaway.
Reblog this and follow me (thisisnotryanross) to be entered to win. Likes don’t count. Reblog as many times as you want but try not to annoy your followers by reblogging too much. I’ll use a random generator to decide the winner on November 15th 2012. I’ll ship worldwide. If you have any questions feel free to send me an ask. Please don’t remove the text. YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN
What’s in the giveaway-
CD’s-
- Dookie- Green Day
- Uno- Green Day
- With Ears To See And Eyes To Hear- Sleeping With Sirens
- Collide With The Sky- Pierce The Veil
- So Wrong, It’s Right- All Time Low
- The Flood (Deluxe Re-issue)- Of Mice & Men
- Of Mice & Men- Of Mice & Men
- A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out- Panic! At The Disco
- Live In Chicago- Panic! At The Disco
- Vices & Virtues- Panic! At The Disco
- All We Know Is Falling- Paramore
- Riot!- Paramore
- Sinners Never Sleep- You Me At Six
- This Modern Glitch- The Wombats
- Some Nights- fun.
- Take This To Your Grave- Fall Out Boy
- From Under The Cork Tree- Fall Out Boy
- Infinity On High (Platinum Edition)- Fall Out Boy
- Folie a Deux- Fall Out Boy
- Believers Never Die- Fall Out Boy
- Santi- The Academy Is…
- We The Kings- We The Kings
- Smile Kid- We The Kings
- Time Travel- Never Shout Never
Arm Bands-
- You Shine Brighter- Paramore
- Say You Like Me- We The Kings
- Panic! At The Disco x 2
- Blink 182
- Versa Vulture- VersaEmerge
- fun. silly bands x 5
Posters-
- VersaEmerge Vultures Unite poster
- VersaEmerge Fixed At Zero album poster
- Panic! At The Disco AFYSCO tour poster
- A Rocket To The Moon Snakes & Suits poster
- fun. Some Nights poster
Shirts- (all medium size)
- fun.
- Panic! At The Disco
- The Academy Is…
