I'm not creative enough at the moment to think of a suitable description.
I don’t understand how people can watch painfully awkward moments on tv shows
I have to mute the tv and go into the other room and stuff my head in a pillow and whisper “la la la la” really loudly to myself and wait a while then peek up to make sure it’s over and if it’s not I make a really weird noise
OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
I do this ALL THE TIME.
IM NOT ALONE?!??!
Cries because awkwardness.
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: lol nope
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”